Why Blogging !!!

Thanks to my job....and thanks to those elegant alone moments.
Now, many of my friends will ask : abbee, Gomzeee...tu kab se blogging shuru kiya ?? !!..and I will reply : Jab se akelepan ka frustration jhela nahi gaya ...tab se hi shuru kiya !!

Now thanks to blog spot that I can vomit all my cribs over here. I will write about my painful 6 months in an alien land. I will pen down my very very bad job experience. By the way, according to a telephonic survey done by yours sincerely, following were the results for if people liked their jobs.

I love my Job.-------------------------------------> 2% (these are maha maggu guys)
I hate my Job.-------------------------------------> 95% (Like u, me and hum)
I just do my job. Profile is good, but ....-------------> 2.5% (Rest)
Yaar, I do not know..sab peace hai.-----------------> 0.5% (Rest)

Ohh...sorry for the deviation. I was talking about my daily cribs, my frustration, reclusiveness. My phone bills are just going out of control as I call every other guy on my contact list.

Once upon a time :

Me : Kya be...kaisa hai ??...kya chal raha hai ??
On the other side : (serious mode) Main thik hun.. Tu bata kaisa hai
Me : Main mast hun yaar
On the other side : Achha...bata..kya kaam hai..kaise call kiya ?
Me : Nahi be , koi kaam nahi hai ....aise hi call kiye...bas haal chaal pooch raha tha(in my head - saale ko aaj tak sabhi ne kaam se hi call kiya hai kya...kya frust aadmi hai bhai..saala mood khraab kar diya)
On the other side :Ohh..main thik hun !!!... (pause)
Me : Chal fir..touch me rehna yaar., achha laga baat kar ke....(in my head - saala frust)

Last dialed : +91994321####
Call ended.
Last call duration : 00:34

And after this call, I am much more refreshed and energized. My batteries are now recharged. (For the rarest of the stupid people who are reading this, I am a bit sarcastic)
Now I look for my rug and pull my pillow on the bed and try to sleep...rite now I am MAHAFRUST.

After these kind of calls, I am even unable to sleep peacefully. Thanks to you tube. Just watch few dance steps of Shaleen and Daljeet(Nach Baliye -4), watch Torsha perform, crib about REMO(Indian Idol -4), and listen to few more good songs and of course watch nice videos. But still, my head is set at a fixed angle which looks only on my Laptop and nothing else, and this is again irritating me. I need to talk to some one.

Once again ,
Me : Pranam maa !!!
Maa: Kush raho, kya kar rahe ho
Me : aise hi mann kiya baat karne ka..
Maa: aree abhi khana bana rahe hain....baad me baat karte hain...dhyaan rakhna, khana time par kha lena, aur ghar se bahar mat nikalna, aur naha zaroor lena, aur bijli mat choona, aur araam karo, aur............
Me : chalo ma, pranam..rakhte hain

Now I am really confused. What to do !!!... Chalo..Now I will blog.

Now, many of my friends will ask : abbee, Gomzeee...tu kab se blogging shuru kiya ?? !!..and I will reply : Jab se akelepan ka frustration jhela nahi gaya ...tab se hi shuru kiya !!

Do post comments. Idhar bhi alone na reh jaaun !!! :) :) :)

See you all soon, with more of my frustration and cribs !!