Monday, February 9, 2009

A Trip to Bangalore

Morning 4:30 AM....(January 25th 2009)

A guy is standing on the haunting roads of Bangalore(Believe me, every road will be haunting when you are standing on the middle of a chilling road, hours before sun rise). The silence was screaming in his ears and so was the chilling cold weather. He was dressed like he has came from a warm place, lets say Pondicherry (Temp = 24 degree C during night), and he was not prepared for such a chilled weather. Suddenly a lean biker stops in front of him.

Biker : Maachis hai kya ?
The guy on the road : Ek maachis pure sansaar me aag laga sakti hai !!!

(Silence)

The dry leaves were rustling in the breeze and both were able to hear that.

Biker : Abbeee Gamauchh !!!!!!!!! (with a very friendly smile)
The Guy on the Road : Abbeee Kashi... kaisa hai be !!.... maazza aa gaya tere se mill ke !!!...

And the guy sits on the bikers back seat and the bike moves on !!!

(Music : Sholay theme music plays further...those who haven't heard that till now...shame on you morons !!!)


FLASHBACK

Evening 7 :30 PM....(January 24th 2009).
I was standing on a long queue to get a bus ticket for Bangalore. It was quite boring to stand in that queue. So I thought I must inform Kashi that finally I am coming to meet him.


Me : Abbe Kashi, main kal Bangalore aa raha hun..Bindaas !!!
Kashi : Haan be...aa jaa, tension nahi hai !!!...hoo haa mastayenge hum log !!!....
Me : Haan be....saala...idhar Pondicherry me akele frust ho gaye hain...saala aate hain to kal hoo haa masti karte hain.
Kashi : Bas tu load hi mat le...aaja !!!
Me : Waise main white rang ke kapde me rahunga...saale andhera me kaise pehchaanega...
Kashi : Load nahi hai be....main tere se poochunga " Maachis hai kya??"....aur tera code rahega : " ek Maachis pure sansaar me aag laga sakti hai"
Me : Kuch hai bhai...mast !!!...saala hoo haa bakar !!! Chal kal milte hain...byee
Kashi : Haan pahunch ke call karna ... bye !!!

Now for those people who are reading this blog and are not able to sort out that actually what is happening......... So for those Mortals......
This is BLASPHEMY....This is MADNESS and yeahhh This is INSTRU and the two guys are deadly member of the very famous and notorious Instru Makahus who have nothing to lose !!!


So finally I am in town...I am home....I am with Kashi and I am expecting the rocking moments of 2009 to start soon. We sat, we talked about all those motley topics and not to mention, Kashi was on a night-out.

Morning 06:00 AM....(January 25th 2009)

Kashi :
Abbe Gomzee....aisa karte hain, so lete hain...kal subah bindaas 9:00 baaje uth kar breakfast karne chalte hain.
Me : Haan be...load nahi hai....aur saale "Kal Subah" nahi...."Aaj"......aur waise mujhe apne school friend se milne jaana hai..12 baje types nikal loonga....aur lunch bhi bahar karunga...to us time tu apna kaam bhi nipta lena
Kashi : Cool... Good Night !!!

Morning 09:00 AM....(January 25th 2009)

Me : Abbe Kashi ...uth jaa !!! dekh 9 baj gaya hai
Kashi : (Still sleeping but in a very fresh tone) Haan be...bas 10 min aur.

I thought, I shall check my scraps and then come back. While sitting on the computer, I scrapped to those people whom I didn't even knew. I also played stupid games (like complete your name, One word for the profile above you and all those....) on different forums on Orkut communities. And the time was ticking by .......

Morning 10:30 AM.....(January 25th 2009)

Me :
Abbe Kashi...uth jaa saale.....bahut bhookh lagi hai !!!
Kashi : (Still sleeping but in a very fresh tone) Haan be.... jaag hi gaya hun.....achha ye bata ki South Indian khayega na...load nahi hai na !!!
Me : Nahi be...kuch bhi chalega...bas tu jaldi se uth !!...
Kashi :
(Still sleeping but in a very fresh tone) Bas tu fresh ho le...main abhi uthta hun !!!

Then I remembered what Kashi told me once upon a time.... " Abbe...humare fridge ka pic dekha hai tu...bindaas bhara hua tha " I rushed towards the refrigerator and I didn't even found a single piece of ice in that..... I again went and sat on PC thanking Mr Orkut Buyukkokten for discovering such a wonderful thing. I played Teen patti, Mindjolt games, Jab We Lift game and I lost when I was trying to lift Saroj Khan.

(In the back of my mind : Last year trip was better.....Manu was there and that was the best 1st day of a new year (2008) morning celebration. Just imagine , he was having a surprise for me. So sweet of you Manu. He was having tickets of Movie "Welcome" and as per his very surprising plan, I had to watch the movie for the third time. !!! We "Freaked out" for sure.)

Morning 11:45 AM...... (January 25th 2008)

Me :
Abbe..main nikal raha hun...abb breakfast nahi...brunch hi kar loonga....
chal cyaaa..byeee
Kashi : Sorry be....
Me : Koi nahi be...shaam me macha denge....


Now I am sure the readers are thinking bad and worse about this Kashi boy, those who are not.....sorry buddy, I am not a good mind reader.
But one point I would surely like to mention here that Kashi was known as Engine of the Instru Makhaus gang. It took time for the night-out victimized Kashi to take up his speed, and thanks to you bub, the evening was more rocking. We met Imran Hasmi right from the sets of Raaz - 2.

Yes.....don't get surprised. Just believe my words, We met Imran Hasmi directly from the sets of Raaz -2.


And then we met the bindaas "Treat snatcher" Soumyajit Mitro and of course there was a Indo Russian nuclear deal whose exclusive pics are available on my Album , the link for which can be accessed by clicking here






But all jokes apart, the trip was rocking as expected and Kashi the Engine dude ...(pic above), rocked like anything during Leela visit and the hoo haa wrap up photo session. Once again the exclusive media coverage for the photo session is available on the link below.

Media Coverage

Love you Kashi and thanks a lot Ved. I would definitely love to have numerous such Bangy trips !!!

12 comments:

suyash said...

Mannnnn I missed it all !!!!

kuch likha hai ...

Pessimist said...

sahi hai brunch kaisa raha?

Rohit Prateek said...

Kashi U ROCK DUDE .... badhiya kaate Gomzee ka .. Midha ka asar hai .. par koi nahi .. yeh sab trifle issues hain ... on the whole I think it was a rockin trip ! Instru Makhaus aaj bhi zinda hai saansein le raha hai , jaan ke khushi hui

Teeno ko saath baithana hoga tabhi baat banegi

P.S: The top GAY pick up line for 2009 : "MAACHIS HAI KYA"

Vijay Kumar Dixit said...

the line is actually inspired by the ever-makhau Suniel Shetty in the action-romance-drama packed Akshay-Suniel starrer SAPOOT ..... go watch it ...

montrosityPersonified said...

kashi sala chutiya hai

Gautam Sinha said...

Is it ved P ??? @ montrosity Personified !!!

@ Suyash !!!....saale miss kiye ho tum bahut mast bakar !!!!....

@ Avinash : Hahahaha...ofcourse Brunch was awesome...

@ Patri : Saale...sirf saansein hi nahi le raha hai.....kaafi energetic hai aur kaafi josh hai !!!...waise actually teeno ko baithna hoga saath...kaafi din ho gaye hain...

@ Bub : saale...tu itna bada raaz ka baat aaj bata raha hai...mujhe laga tha ki wo tera creation hai !!! :P :P

Vijay Kumar Dixit said...

@monstrosityPersonified : saale dum hai to saamne aake bol .... yahan blog-vlog ke thru chhup chhup ke kya bol raha hai ...

अभिनव said...

"Ek maachis pure sansaar me aag laga sakti hai !!!"... is vakya ko satyapit hone me to shayad samay lagega... lekin itna to pakka ho gaya hai ki Gomzi ke ek blog ne pure blogspot pe aag laga diya hai... u hav set d blog world on fire Gomzi

Manu Midha said...
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Manu Midha said...

ek aur hoo haa post .. !!! Gomzee isi tarah blog karta raha to achchi achchi site band ho sakti hain.. uske upar se Kaashi aur Amish ki photo.. saara traffic yahin divert ho raha hai aaj kal.. !!!

aur subah uthne se yaad aaya.. jo tum Welcome wala incident daale ho na.. yahi chote chote anecdotes ek din.. ek self help novel mein likhe jayenge.. aur novel super hit hogi .. !!!

way to go Gomzee.. !!!

Ashish Agarwal said...

Sardi ki kaali akeli raaton me gamauch chhup chhup ke kaashi se mila karte hain (Isnt that very gay). gaur karen ki unke blog par do do bando ke chitra haan. jahan tak humme lagta hai hum sab net par keval bandiyon ke photo dhekhne jaate hain naaki london ke.

sonik said...

massssst :D